Top 5 Adult Boxes Reviewed!
- The Box Review
- Nov 21, 2019
- 3 min read
Updated: Nov 27, 2019
If you, like most of your fellow humans enjoy sex and sexploration you're in the right place! Navigating/finding your own likes and dislikes can be a pretty daunting task. That's where these top 5 adult boxes can really help you out!
Why? Going to an adult toy store is super awkward and there are sooo many crazy choices. A vibrator can cost $200 for god sakes, which one do you choose???? This is why we love boxes so much just like any other fitness/food or book box these Adult Boxes do all the footwork for you.
Here are our top 5 boxes and why we love them so so much! Get ready to say "O" over and over again!
1. DirtyFunBox: Why we love it! They've created a product that goes the extra mile.
The Toys: Body safe! No bad vibes here. Toys for him/her/they/them! Each box is prepared for the challenges that lie inside.
The Boxes: Solo boxes, couples boxes and soon a thrupple box
The Challenges: You get a new challenge with each box and you can even purchase them individually if you have enough toys/products.
The Fun: You have options (but no requirements) to interact with other DirtyFunBoxer's on adult social media platforms and local events (insta: @dirtyfunbox, FB @Dirtyfunbox, PornHub: DirtyFunBox). There's no pressure to participate but we think it's a very Sexy option and we haven't seen this anywhere else!
Why is it the best? It goes beyond a set of toys/lubes/props. remember when you were a kid and you'd play truth or dare? This box is all about daring you to push your limits. Each month comes with a sexy new challenge. They provide challenges for every play level Novice, Intermediate or Advanced, you get to choose your comfort level and dive in!
2. Heart + Honey
Aimed towards whole body wellness, Heart + Honey embraces sexual health as a crucial part of your human experience. It’s an invitation to adventure that focuses on full body health. Each box arrives beautifully themed and contains an array of items to inspire rapture.
You get a box of toys(no indication of body safe materials), and some sense awakening items to try out. $129/month, discounts with multiple month purchases.
We like the idea, but no challenges or instructions, you're on your own with your sexploration here.

3.Unbound
Made for feminists by feminists, Unbound is all about creating a fun, inclusive world for your sexual conversations and exploration. Every quarter, Unbound delivers you a discreet package containing full-sized, high quality adult items(we don't know if it's body safe), hand-selected around a specific theme (we aren't clear on what the themes might be) to maximimize pleasure. At just $65 per quarter this has us thinking you'll be underwhelmed. With the best body safe toys costing in the near $200 range it's buyer beware here. You definitely need to spend on quality when it comes to toys.
4.SlutBox: It's not as racy as it sounds....We were super intrigued by the name and thought wow this is it!
SlutBox by Amber Rose is a feminist subscription designed to empower and inspire the fierceness of all women. This box was created to reclaim and uplift female bodies and sexuality through power, independence, and total pleasure. SlutBox arrives packed with beauty, body, and lifestyle essentials that make you feel like the confident, sexy thing you are. Slutbox was founded by Amber Rose who runs the inspiring AmberRose SlutWalk each year. It's more about attitude here and less about the Big "O". Although we love the name and the message, just wish it had adult toys for individuals and couples!
5. The Big Oh:
A sex toy subscription box featuring a curated selection of full-sized sex toys & accessories designed to stimulate you & your partner’s appetite for exploration.
The toys: Full-sized sex toys and accessories. You receive a monthly box, open and play pretty simple.
The Boxes: Your choices are: Vibrator, Anal, G-spot, stroker, no toy and dual stimulation
The Challenges: Nope
The Fun: Solo or couple play. If you want more you're on your own!
When we took a closer look it turns out this subscription is literally for a type of toy sent quarterly for $89/month. You can choose as noted above, but that's it.....so it gets the #5 spot on our list and we'll need to rename it the Not so Big Oh.
We're in a day and age where we can get whatever we want online in an instant. The future of these box subscriptions will depend on how creative they can become. We want a box that challenges our sexuality and makes us excited and naughty so Dirty Fun Box is our only choice. If you're brand new to the sex toy industry you'll be satisfied with them as well with the novice levels included in every box.
If you want a simple dildo/vibrator for yourself with nothing else hit up Amazon for a toy you can have delivered in 24 hours!
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